22 Liza Koshy Tweets That We Honestly Don't Deserve
1.On friendship:
all women have matching friendship bracelets they're just called hair ties
2.On attention seeking:
3.On cars:
i’ve convinced myself that all of the scratches on my car are just stretch marks and she’s just a tiger who earned her stripes
4.On bees:
6.On superheroes:
11.On beauty:
15.On Stranger Things:
16.On toilet paper:
you know you've reached a point of pure laziness when you're using paper towels as toilet paper... for 2 weeks straight my butt hurts
17.On cyberstalking:
19.On dogs:
i just wanna be a dog. im friendly, loyal, i like walks, i eat off the floor, im almost potty trained... im a dog.
20.On food babies:
22.On awkward moments:
my Uber got out of the car to stretch and i thought he was giving me a hug goodbye… i gave him a hug 5 stars just wasn't enough